vvierd:

i would like to thank tumblr for teaching me how to spell anonymous

craplos:

ladies. be careful when u wear spaghetti straps. it might distract the boys. they’ll start thinking of spaghetti. they will get hungry. they will stop at nothing to get their spaghetti.

isnt it so awkward when you show someone a funny video and they dont laugh at all

heartless:

GUYS SINCE MY ACCOUNT GOT SUSPENDED I LOST TWO DAYS OF GETTING VOTES

IM CURRENTLY IN FIFTH PLACE AND THE CONTEST ENDS SUNDAY NIGHT

PLEASE CONTINUE TO KEEP VOTING FOR ME EVERY 24 HOURS BY CLICKING http://www.kiss108.com/d/?2us

please reblog this to get the word out thank you ily guys

vertabre:

Simon says like me back

alabasterbones:

i envy people that come up with witty comebacks on the spot because i’m gonna need at least a 3 day notice 

kyary:

do you like money?

¥£$

misscatthief:

god bless the people who upload tv shows to the internet

nayx:

this is the police.  come out.  its ok to be gay